Stereotypes, descriptions and my attempt to familiarize. Social service at it’s best. Here goes.
Stereotypical journalism undergrad? Clumsy, dazed, long hair; faded khadi kurta and a jhola. Add a pen hooked on to a handheld clipboard and horn rimmed glasses and our model is fit for Pictionary image banks.
Stereotypical student of advertising? Any self pronounced “creative” 25 year old doing his best to emulate a hep college going teeny bopper. Because really, most Ad schools are set up for engineers and B.A/B.Sc/B.Com grads who discovered one fine day, albeit 5 years too late, that at the end of the summer that refused to end (read: the summer post grade 12), they were standing in the wrong line, buying the wrong forms.
But wait awhile and ponder, what’s the BMM stereotype like? You want me to pick on my kind, on the media persons of tomorrow, on the ones hailed by Notre Principal bright and bachelorette, Ms Nichani, as the crème de la crème of her college? You want me to analyze those mysterious free spirits who never seem to do anything but “projects” (a much-abused term that’s thrown around like it’s the magic box that holds the answer to the one question* plaguing us all)? Those brave, bold souls who “dare to be different”? Do you need me to dissect the very definition of cooltah?
Why yes, I would love to.
And therein lays the glitch. I would absolutely love to shred the stereotype to pieces and give you a wall of text to go ROFLMFAO *gag* over but for the love of cinnamon (and that’s sucking ferious!) I can’t get myself to work out basic criterion for that elusive stereotype. A friend did suggest long-ish hair, Presley inspired sideburns and oversized glasses, but somehow I don’t think so…
So oddly enough, this post required research. Memory and good ol’ observation threw up some links, so here you go -
I’ve discovered that all of us take notes. Honest. It’s no wonder they retained 50% of the total grade for theory!
Also, we offer collective interpretative skills that would kill you and then some.
That apart, we’re all anti-imperialism.
FYI – Cooltah is the product of another idle BMM student’s mind, so there! Sideburns? Spot on. Oversized glasses? Just look around some haha! Results guaranteed.
Stereotypical journalism undergrad? Clumsy, dazed, long hair; faded khadi kurta and a jhola. Add a pen hooked on to a handheld clipboard and horn rimmed glasses and our model is fit for Pictionary image banks.
Stereotypical student of advertising? Any self pronounced “creative” 25 year old doing his best to emulate a hep college going teeny bopper. Because really, most Ad schools are set up for engineers and B.A/B.Sc/B.Com grads who discovered one fine day, albeit 5 years too late, that at the end of the summer that refused to end (read: the summer post grade 12), they were standing in the wrong line, buying the wrong forms.
But wait awhile and ponder, what’s the BMM stereotype like? You want me to pick on my kind, on the media persons of tomorrow, on the ones hailed by Notre Principal bright and bachelorette, Ms Nichani, as the crème de la crème of her college? You want me to analyze those mysterious free spirits who never seem to do anything but “projects” (a much-abused term that’s thrown around like it’s the magic box that holds the answer to the one question* plaguing us all)? Those brave, bold souls who “dare to be different”? Do you need me to dissect the very definition of cooltah?
Why yes, I would love to.
And therein lays the glitch. I would absolutely love to shred the stereotype to pieces and give you a wall of text to go ROFLMFAO *gag* over but for the love of cinnamon (and that’s sucking ferious!) I can’t get myself to work out basic criterion for that elusive stereotype. A friend did suggest long-ish hair, Presley inspired sideburns and oversized glasses, but somehow I don’t think so…
So oddly enough, this post required research. Memory and good ol’ observation threw up some links, so here you go -
I’ve discovered that all of us take notes. Honest. It’s no wonder they retained 50% of the total grade for theory!
We have those who hurriedly scribble underlined, sometimes italicized, ever in order (and hence ever in circulation) notes on paper even as the prof swallows.
A rebellious few choose to compose megatexts on their overcomplicated, overpriced and hard-to-maneuver fruity QWERTY keypads - bogus internal marking for notebooks be damned, yessir!
The bird-brained bimbos make note of the week’s outfits – their own outfits, their “BFF’s” outfits, the class fashionista’s outfits, the faculty’s outfits, the watchman’s outfits... the last because they’re too bird-brained to notice the uniform. I told you.
Then there are the quiet ones who prefer to sit in the corner and watch the show - they’re the ones who doodle yet make note of the quirks and oddities of those around them and file them away for timely use. I would’ve put myself in this slot last year but now I’m not too sure about the quiet bit…
A word like “sublime” has kids with a background in Humanities envision graceful twirls and tutus, if not psychology with its dream analysis; most ex-Science students instinctively think of Iodine bridging the gap between the solid state and the gaseous. Commerce wallahs? Go find a dictionary, did you say?
College canteens and snug eateries in a 15 mile radius do brisk business thanks to the stereotype. Stationery stores do too, as do the Xerox centers in the vicinity. Cyber cafes make a killing off us and cabbies couldn’t thank us enough.
Perhaps these weren’t really BMM-specific. Then again.
* = Whether or not a certain published professor’s scalp supports a wig.
FYI – Cooltah is the product of another idle BMM student’s mind, so there! Sideburns? Spot on. Oversized glasses? Just look around some haha! Results guaranteed.
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