The New Face Of Heroin

With great ideas, comes great procrastination. And with great joblessness, comes great desperation. So I’m not Spiderman’s script writer, sue me. But when all of these combine and manifest in me, what you get is an online advertisement for a job. And apparently, what those get you are responses.

March ‘09, right after the 12^th boards. Mostly an experiment to learn about the job scene for someone who is, for all intents and purposes, a prospective baarvi paas, this was how I gained firsthand experience of what HSBC’s been talking about.

Responses –

Mr. Hotjapan - “You have a wonderful photo, congrats!!”

I think “pornstar pimp” and cringe every time I think Hot Japan. Wonderful photos are more like lucky light effects with lucky genetic mixup. And this year’s IV to Kerala is making me rethink the realistic frequency of that lucky combine.

Some demanded “all ur details”, someone promoted his NGO, one suggested I become an engineer and yet another provided tantric help. He offered “free astrological consultancy, complete problem solution, tantra and pooja so call now.” For free! He even called himself Dev. For those of you who lead equally sad lives and have watched films like What’s Your Rashee? -  this Dev guy reminds me of the seductive Sagittarian’s character. I stand scarred. I also happen to be a Sagittarian. Job seekers definitely have problems.

However, the source of the post title –

Hai,

This is satish kumar mv, from Hyderabad. I am going to plan out a telugu film. I am looking for new faces for heroin and character artists, this film is released in three main languages. If you have interest, hard work, dedications are your qualities. Then you can be part of my team. My profile -I got an international award in 2008 Gandhi panorama international film festival, and I am right now direction a feature film,

Please contact me with your full details, if you are interest to be a part of film

Satish kumar mv

I let go of a chance to become a Telugu actress! I could've become the new face of heroin. Hai.